wad o’rattlesnakes photo from zombiehunters.org
I like to check Akismet once in awhile to see if its excellent spam-catching nets have inadvertently scooped up a genuine response to one of my posts.
Today my creel holds some strange fish. One spam comment caught on this blog is so surreal I begin to wonder if it may have cosmic significance; a fortune-cookie from the universe:
“Maybe you need to have to consider selling a ton of snakes. This in an environment-friendly vehicle results in much more money having towards be paid on restore those proper rights.”
Open for interpretation… anyone?
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Indigenize! 
that is some pretty funny spam, I must say.
…wow lol
Don’t sell the snakes, just sell their oil. If you sell the snakes, you won’t have snake oil to sell.
I have to admit it is true, I had never given any consideration whatsoever to selling a ton of snakes. What an oversight.
Maybe they’re trying to raise money for English lessons.
Google translate has a lot to answer for.
For you, sweetie, this sounds reasonable.
Snoylent Green! It’s SNAKES!
Maybe it was written with Mad-libs?
I have yet to receive advice but have been graced with wonderful poetry from time to time, for example:
The shallow gob tumbledown the bevel of the opposition in the nostril. Packstonchinlyn
For a long time, I could not understand what these random gibberish comments were about. Then I realized – it’s the monkeys, writing the works of Shakespeare!
You people are great! Thanks for the literal LOLs.